-SPOOKY SEASON TEES-
Kim ZOMBIE SHAKE Tee
ARTIST:
@rariatoo
THE NEW ZOMBIE SHAKE IS OUT NOW:
After the RAGING success of last year's Spooky Burger, I am DELIGHTED to launch the Zombie shake for all my little angels!!!!
I’ve heard that some weird dog/rat thing is trying to steal my idea and launch their own halloween meal, but I’m not worried, cause I have all of you, who I KNOW will support me no matter what!
The first 1000 orders of the Zombie Shake will come with my adorable new t-shirt!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ZOMBIE LOOK SO CUTE??? WHO SAYS DECOMPOSING CAN’T BE ADORABLE!!!
Kim ZOMBIE SHAKE Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|
King DEMON NOODLES Tee
Artist:
@Jaimonster
Crow:
I’m telling you King, if you wanna sell your new noodle dish, it’s gotta have a gimmick.
Wolf:
She’s not wrong. What about like. “Demon Noodles” considering its halloween. Well, not like Demon Noodles, like something better than that, but you get the idea.
King:
“...”
King DEMON NOODLES Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|
-SPRING: FROG TEE-
Frog Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|
-ARC 4: PRELUDE TO DISASTER-
-Halloween Special: Spooky Burger-
Limited Edition SPOOKY BURGER Tee
ARTIST:
@ChatonLaser
DATE:
08-13-3245
TIME:
00:00 AM
LOCATION:
Angel Burger, Street of Gods
“Heeeeyyyy my little gamer champs!!!! Your exquisite Angel has a VERY special Merch drop for you- You all know how much I LOOOVE the spooky season right?? Well, for this one month only, all Angel Burger locations will be releasing our Special SPOOOKKYY BURGER (excluding Old Town Angel Burger, location closed until further notice. Zero Day Corporation denies the occurrence of any “incident”- Zero Day Legal Team), and if you purchase 100 Spooky Burgers in the next 31 days, you’ll also receive this LIMITED EDITION Spooky Burger Tee, featuring OH MY GOD THATS ME!!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE I LOOK AS A LITTLE DEMON!!!! AWWW I JUST CAN’T!!!
Anyway, cuties, I gotta get back to training for my upcoming RETURN TO THE RING, where your delicious Angel Princess is gonna face some pathetic nobody that no one cares about? What was her name again… Oh yeah, Crow!”
Limited Edition SPOOKY BURGER Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|
-ARC 3: THE FALL OF CROW-
-ARC 2: ATTACK ON ANGEL CITY-
-ARC 1.5: FINAL DAYS OF PEACE-
-ARC 1: MOMENTS BETWEEN-
Join my Patreon and get a discount!
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Which makes no sense for me. But loads for you:
https://www.patreon.com/Supereyepatchwolf
About Eyepatch Wolves
Merch for an anime that does not exist
Written by Eyepatch Wolf, concept and designs by the ultra Talented @Brobexx, before being turned into full illustrations by one of our artists.
We want this to be your favorite item of clothing, so all pieces go through multiple checks and standards in order to look and feel the best they possibly can. We will never sell something we don't think is fucking awesome.
Every year, we donate 10% of all profits to charity, this year the charities we've chosen are "World Central Kitchen" (a global conflict relief cause) and "Advocates for Trans Equality Education Fund". Both these charities have been rated 98%+ on Charity Navigator. You can find more info about them on their official websites. as well as verification that donations have been made. The next donation will be paid by 30th October 2025. Previously donated to organizations include United Way, and the Winrock Foundation.
All products on Eyepatch Wolves strive to meet world standards for Ethical Labour and Sustainability. We rigorously vet all manufacturers to ensure they hit a responsible standard of environmental and ethical responsibility.
Photography by Hazel Coonagh.
Additional special thanks:
Otaku Versus, Vapour Witch, Sudden.Mango.
If you're an Artist and would like to work on eyepatch wolves
If you're an artist and would like to be considered for an Eyepatch Wolves piece, send your portfolio to eyepatchwolves@gmail.com, along with three pieces you feel best show your style.
(This is paid work. Obviously)
